conundrum of the century

Ok, so I have one of those problems that isn't ACTUALLY a problem. Here it is:

I can't decide what my body shape is.



I told you it wasn't a real problem.

Here's why this has become a concern: I have the great (not)misfortuen of being completely balanced, figure-wise. Proportionally, i'm shaped like a mannequin (again, this is not a real problem). Usually, this is fine. But inevitably, every magazine always has a "dress your body" or "best ____ for your shape!" and I always feel a little left out. Am I a pear or a flute? Boyish or curvy? It's left me with a bit of an identity crisis. I have the same problem with my skin; I have combination, but super-acne prone skin that scars and tans easily and is sometimes super oily. But thats another conversation. Back to the issue at hand.
So when I read these stories about body shapes, what should I do? Just pick whatever dress I want? Anarchy. Anarchy, I say!

or, you know, I can just rely on my own fabulous taste.









See? Not a real problem.